Wednesday, March 07, 2007
Global Warming Worse than Previously Thought
We are beyond the looking glass on this one folks. We have moved from Global Warming to Transglobal Warming (I will trademark this later.)
It appears that our excess is now affecting the climate of Mars and warming the surface of Jupiter.
Of course since the Democratic Union of Concerned Climate Scientists (DUCCS for short) has voted (because this is how science SHOULD be determined) and declared Human involvement responsible for Global Warming, then the Sun could not possibly have any type of effect on the other two planets either. WE are responsible for our interplanetary neighbors' issues as well.
All of this on top of record temperatures in February.
We need to act now before Pluto melts! (Incidentally, this would solve a lot of the controversy about Pluto being demoted from a planet.)
Posted by Framer at 8:14 AM