Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Kyl wins conference Chair . .

Senator Jon Kyl has been elected as the Republican Conference Chair, the #3 job in the Senate.

Duties include:

1. Presiding over the weekly meeting of Republican Senators.
2. Implementing the tranquilizer dart gun option should Trent Lott wander too close to a camera or microphone
3. Calling Joe Lieberman every Thursday to ask if he has changed his mind yet.
4. Trying to convince anyone that the #3 job in the senate minority party is of any importance whatsoever. . .

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